The World of Eldrick seems a lot more interesting these days off the golf course than on.
While the Wizard of Wounded Knee contemplates the next episode in his ongoing realty show, you have to wonder what the next pre-emptive strike by Eldrick Woods, golf's most famous stay-at-home player, might be.
There have been some rumors out there, folks guessing, as they usually have to do when it comes to breaking the DaVinci Code that is the future of Woods, that the now caddieless one could return to golf at next week's WGC event at Firestone.
Woods, who could possibly be ready to become the full-time Jerk of Jupiter Island, has picked out his new home course, Greg Norman's Medalist Club, which is about 15 minutes from Woods' new compound there on the Island.
Good spot, decent course, the practice facility isn't what Woods is used to and the clubhouse can't match the palace at Islesworth.
There have been some weekend Woods sightings over there near the Gardens Mall in Palm Beach Gardens, that's where some of the closest upscale nightspots are located, places like the Dirty Martini, which sounds like the perfect place for Eldrick.
Okay, enough of your overview of the new landscape that awaits Woods when he moves full-time.
Little Sean Foley tells us that Woods hasn't been spending any time with him, no hitting of golf balls, no nothing.
Could it possibly be that Woods has been secretly hitting balls on his own, without Foley cooing over him like a lap dog?
Would you be surprised?
And with the dismissal of Steve Williams after 12 years of loyal service, it wouldn't be a stretch at all that Woods could be ready to jettison Foley and simply work on his own swing.
Think about it.
Lee Trevino used to say he'd work with a swing instructor when he found one who could beat him.
With 14 major victories, you would think Woods knows a lot more about his own golf swing than Sean Foley might.
Hate to say it, but the Sultan of Swing Change simply need to go back and play with some feel. Woods has simply over-mechanized himself with too many swing thoughts, old swing thoughts, older swing thoughts and new swing thoughts have to be bouncing around in his head like those countless women he used to woo on a regular basis back in the good old days.
Perhaps Eldrick should simply stick with Nike's trademark declaration and simply "Do It."
Just hit the damn ball Eldrick.
While the Wizard of Wounded Knee contemplates the next episode in his ongoing realty show, you have to wonder what the next pre-emptive strike by Eldrick Woods, golf's most famous stay-at-home player, might be.
There have been some rumors out there, folks guessing, as they usually have to do when it comes to breaking the DaVinci Code that is the future of Woods, that the now caddieless one could return to golf at next week's WGC event at Firestone.
Woods, who could possibly be ready to become the full-time Jerk of Jupiter Island, has picked out his new home course, Greg Norman's Medalist Club, which is about 15 minutes from Woods' new compound there on the Island.
Good spot, decent course, the practice facility isn't what Woods is used to and the clubhouse can't match the palace at Islesworth.
There have been some weekend Woods sightings over there near the Gardens Mall in Palm Beach Gardens, that's where some of the closest upscale nightspots are located, places like the Dirty Martini, which sounds like the perfect place for Eldrick.
Okay, enough of your overview of the new landscape that awaits Woods when he moves full-time.
Little Sean Foley tells us that Woods hasn't been spending any time with him, no hitting of golf balls, no nothing.
Could it possibly be that Woods has been secretly hitting balls on his own, without Foley cooing over him like a lap dog?
Would you be surprised?
And with the dismissal of Steve Williams after 12 years of loyal service, it wouldn't be a stretch at all that Woods could be ready to jettison Foley and simply work on his own swing.
Think about it.
Lee Trevino used to say he'd work with a swing instructor when he found one who could beat him.
With 14 major victories, you would think Woods knows a lot more about his own golf swing than Sean Foley might.
Hate to say it, but the Sultan of Swing Change simply need to go back and play with some feel. Woods has simply over-mechanized himself with too many swing thoughts, old swing thoughts, older swing thoughts and new swing thoughts have to be bouncing around in his head like those countless women he used to woo on a regular basis back in the good old days.
Perhaps Eldrick should simply stick with Nike's trademark declaration and simply "Do It."
Just hit the damn ball Eldrick.
